Thursday, February 28, 2013

The harsh reality of the NORTH vs. The SOUTH

This just came in my mail today and after 10 minutes of laughing my ass off I decided to share ...


Status Update
By Bob *******
LOTS OF GOOD GOD DAM WELDIN JOBS I SEE ADVERTIZED IN BORGER TEXAS AND BIG SPRIG TEXAS. LOVE TO PICK UP STICKS HOP IN MY TRUCK AND LEAVE THE PEOPLES SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF JEW YORK AND MOVE ON BACK TO GODS COUNTRY OF THE PANHANDEL OF TEXAS WERE AMERICA IS STILL AMERICA AND NOT SOME CLONE OF SOCIALIST SWEDEN OR FAG FRANCE. A PLACE WERE A MAN CAN CARRY A SIDE ARM AND WORK FREE WITHOUT SOME SOCIALIST UNION BOSS TELLING HIM WHAT HE CAN AND CANT DO. A PLACE WERE IT DONT COST YOU A MILLION FUCKEN DOLLARS TO GAS UP YOUR TRUCK BECAUSE OF ASS HOLE STATE TAXES TO PAY FOR THESE WELFARE SHITHEELS WHO DONT WANT TO GOD DAM WORK AND JUST SIT AROUND THERE HOUSES ALL DAY SMOKING DOPE AND DRINKING RIPPLE AND EATING RIBS AND CHICKEN AND ALL DRIVE BIG BLACK CADILACS THAT US FUCKEN WORKIN TAX PAYERS PAID FOR BY SWEATING ARE BALLS OFF WORKING ALL GOD DAMDAY WILE THEY SAT AROUND DANCING AND FUCKING EACH OTHER ALL FUCKEN DAY. TEXAS IS REAL RED BLOODED GOD DAM GOOD CONSERVATIVE STATE WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO VOTE DUMOCRAT ARE THE FUCKEN ILLEGAL ALIENS. WE GOT TO STOP THAT SHIT FROM POURING OVER THE BORDER. TEXAS IS PARADISE. NICE HOT SUMMERS. WIDE OPEN PLAINS. LOTS OF JOBS IN THE OIL INDUSTRY WELDING PIPE IN THEM REFINERYS OR HAULING GAS DRIVING THEM RIGS. FUCK YA! I'D LOVE TO GET OUT OF THIS WELFARE STATE WERE THE ONLY SHIT JOBS ARE MINIMUM WAGE JOBS. AT LEAST IN TEXAS A MAN CAN BE A MAN AND NOT HAVE TO SHINE SHOES FOR A FUCKEN LIVING. YES SIR. BORGER TEXAS MIGHT JUST BE THE PLACE I GO FUCKEN NEXT. THERE OR THE OTHER BIG REFINERY TOWN OF BIG SPRING TEXAS. ANY OF Y'ALL NO ANYTHING ABOUT EITHER OF THESE 2 TOWNS? THEY SOUND LIKE HEAVAN TO ME.